Messing with people's headsTheophilous Thunderwulf says: What have you done to fuck with people? Was it a long, carefully planned piece of psychological warfare, or do you favour quick, off-the-cuff comments that confuse the terminally gullible? Have you been dicked with, and only realised many years later? Are you being dicked right now? Tell us everything.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 11:25)
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my dad loves to fuck with cold callersOne woman called from a company selling double glazing, but insisted that she just 'wanted a chat' so my dad says, oh alright then, and proceeds to talk about wife, kids, holidays he's had chatting on and on, while she's listening and feigning interest. Every now and then she tries to steer him back towards double glazing, but dadster keeps on going about some history and politics and whatever.
Eventually half an hour has passed like this, and the woman on the other end has finally had enough and just bluntly asks,
"So do you want some double glazing or not then?"
"Oh, no. We've already got it."
"OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE-"
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 18:45, 3 replies)
Given the tales I've heard about call-centres, I expect she was then sacked, forcibly ejected from the building and arrested.(
The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 18:48,
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is so starved of attention, he has to talk to cold callers, to stave off the loneliness.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 19:37,
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forever alone dad(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 19:35, closed)
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