Messing with people's heads
Theophilous Thunderwulf says: What have you done to fuck with people? Was it a long, carefully planned piece of psychological warfare, or do you favour quick, off-the-cuff comments that confuse the terminally gullible? Have you been dicked with, and only realised many years later? Are you being dicked right now? Tell us
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 11:25)
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Whenever I’m a guest in someone’s home
I always sneak into the loo and take the ballcock out of the toilet cistern so it can’t be flushed. Messing with people’s heads.
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TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 9:12,
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really applies to boats, but its a shedload more relevant than most posts
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enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 9:16,
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The bogs on boats don't tend to rely on a ballcock valve either.
I'm beginning to suspect this post has been contrived as some sort of "humour".
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 9:26,
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Furthermore...
Removing the ballcock will not prevent flushing. It will, however, cause the cistern to overflow on refilling after the flush.
That is all
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 9:34,
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Actual fail
I should've known this.
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TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 9:38,
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Oh man.
You should probably leave the internet.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 9:45,
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I'll turn the lights off on my way out
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TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 10:12,
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I'M SCARED OF THE DARK
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 11:08,
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*emerges from cupboard*
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 11:35,
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Bow chicka bowbow!
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 12:51,
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I was aware of this
It has however become a common slang term for any toilet these days though
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TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 9:37,
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i think this is beyond recovery
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enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 9:47,
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stop pulling my chain
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TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 10:20,
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are you flushed with embarrassment?
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enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 10:42,
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I thought I was on to a winner with that pun
But instead it just got panned
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TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 11:00,
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With the new ones I use at work
it's all 1 unit - so that just wouldn't work.
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Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 16 Jan 2012, 9:51,
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Do what I do
and shit in the cistern instead.
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Discocat is bringing sexy back, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 11:16,
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Or drown the cat/dog skin it and use it's blood to draw dark pentagrams and symbols.
The house owner will think they are haunted, by a psychotic poltergeist.
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The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 11:30,
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