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Theophilous Thunderwulf says: What have you done to fuck with people? Was it a long, carefully planned piece of psychological warfare, or do you favour quick, off-the-cuff comments that confuse the terminally gullible? Have you been dicked with, and only realised many years later? Are you being dicked right now? Tell us everything.

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Whenever I’m a guest in someone’s home
I always sneak into the loo and take the ballcock out of the toilet cistern so it can’t be flushed. Messing with people’s heads.
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 9:12, 17 replies)

really applies to boats, but its a shedload more relevant than most posts
(I helped save b3ta! enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 9:16, closed)
The bogs on boats don't tend to rely on a ballcock valve either.
I'm beginning to suspect this post has been contrived as some sort of "humour".
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 9:26, closed)
Furthermore...
Removing the ballcock will not prevent flushing. It will, however, cause the cistern to overflow on refilling after the flush.

That is all
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 9:34, closed)
Actual fail
I should've known this.
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 9:38, closed)
Oh man.
You should probably leave the internet.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 9:45, closed)
I'll turn the lights off on my way out

(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 10:12, closed)
I'M SCARED OF THE DARK

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 11:08, closed)
*emerges from cupboard*

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 11:35, closed)
Bow chicka bowbow!

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 12:51, closed)
I was aware of this
It has however become a common slang term for any toilet these days though
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 9:37, closed)

i think this is beyond recovery
(I helped save b3ta! enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 9:47, closed)
stop pulling my chain

(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 10:20, closed)

are you flushed with embarrassment?
(I helped save b3ta! enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 10:42, closed)
I thought I was on to a winner with that pun
But instead it just got panned
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 11:00, closed)
With the new ones I use at work
it's all 1 unit - so that just wouldn't work.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 16 Jan 2012, 9:51, closed)
Do what I do
and shit in the cistern instead.
(Discocat is bringing sexy back, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 11:16, closed)
Or drown the cat/dog skin it and use it's blood to draw dark pentagrams and symbols.
The house owner will think they are haunted, by a psychotic poltergeist.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 11:30, closed)

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