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I've hit my forties, and my midlife crisis has manifested itself in old band T-shirts and a desire to go on camper van holidays. How has it hit you, or - if you are still a youngling - your elders?

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:55)
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Avoid a midlife crisis
by never growing up in the first place
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 2 May 2013, 12:04, 26 replies)
But that's what a midlife crisis is.
It's a 40 something year old guy refusing to admit he's not 19 any more.
(username failed moderation, Thu 2 May 2013, 12:12, closed)
My emo wig is like well hep, daddy-o.

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 2 May 2013, 12:15, closed)
Fuck you
I'm getting a Porsche.
(username failed moderation, Thu 2 May 2013, 12:21, closed)
by optimus primes trailer I think you're right
set up a site exploiting the stupidity of fat council estate slags just to be on the safe side
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 May 2013, 12:32, closed)
What, facebook?

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 2 May 2013, 12:38, closed)
"I can fly!"
"I can flyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy"
*THUD*
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 2 May 2013, 12:44, closed)
you've grown up a bit, instead of playing with action figures in a sandbox
you shove them up grotty nerd bird's blurters
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 May 2013, 14:30, closed)
I literally have no idea who you are
but thanks for playing anyway
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 2 May 2013, 14:42, closed)
i'm terribly hurt that you don't know me
seriously, devastated.
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 May 2013, 15:04, closed)
but yeah, I'm the muscles from brussles
I'm doing the splits while I type this with my rock hard tits
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 May 2013, 15:06, closed)
I like your adverts.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 2 May 2013, 15:07, closed)
thanks I act in them myself

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 May 2013, 15:12, closed)
he's got nearly fifty thousand posts on questions for the week, that makes him an internet god you pygmy

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 May 2013, 15:11, closed)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 May 2013, 15:12, closed)
It really is like trawling for turds in the Med
Throw out the net, you're bound to catch a couple
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 2 May 2013, 15:14, closed)
The Med's not even in my top ten favorite seas
STOOPID
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 May 2013, 15:16, closed)
But, like you, it is full of shit

(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 2 May 2013, 15:18, closed)
only so I'm ready for your mum, she loves a cleveland steamer

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 May 2013, 15:19, closed)
could you leave his mum out of this please, she single handedly raised him after his dad walked out on the family, out of a sense of shame that his spunk ever went to raising something like emvee

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 May 2013, 15:20, closed)
she umm did a fine job, considering really

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 May 2013, 15:21, closed)
really? A man child who likes to shove kinder toys into skank's grot pockets?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 May 2013, 15:30, closed)
whoah, just one second there. he gets to collect shit from camden market round his bedsit and see actual wimmins bewbs and be nearly forty all at the same time
nothing creepy or sad going on there. And get this during his day job changing toners at some shit place he actually gets to meet red dwarf celebs and then post about it online. Unreal I know.
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 May 2013, 15:41, closed)
how do I draw that face that mcauley caulkin does in Home Alone when he puts of the aftershave
{0o0}
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 May 2013, 15:47, closed)
This is almost literally too funny to comment on.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 2 May 2013, 15:44, closed)
it does explain a lot

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 May 2013, 15:47, closed)
I suppose it's difficult to grow into a mature man without a father figure.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 4 May 2013, 9:23, closed)

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