i turned forty in march.
i have more tattoos than i did at twenty, and if my knees weren't so shot i'd have a bike again. probably a speed triple. i'm pretty happy with my lot in life and i think i also had my crisis at 30. suck it up, kids.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 2 May 2013, 15:35, 28 replies)

fuck off

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 2 May 2013, 15:36, closed)

no youn are.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 2 May 2013, 15:41, closed)

The only
substantial part of that is "I'm pretty happy with my lot in life".

What are we supposed to be sucking up?
(username failed moderation, Thu 2 May 2013, 15:38, closed)

that life is better when you're old enough to know better.
do try and keep up.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 2 May 2013, 15:41, closed)

*pats on head*
bless
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 2 May 2013, 15:39, closed)

"had" was the wrong
tense there my dear.

JSYK.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 2 May 2013, 15:40, closed)

shhhh. that'll do, pig.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 2 May 2013, 15:43, closed)

"Some Bitch"

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 2 May 2013, 16:40, closed)

Riding is therapy.
Shot knees are no obstacle to riding a bike.
One of mine is a complete rebuild and I'm still enjoying going zoom at monstrous speed.
( DukeEuphoria Comes highly reccomended, Thu 2 May 2013, 16:07, closed)

i've still got a broken collarbone as well.
and the thought of facing either of my surgeons to explain that i succumbed to adrenaline and undid all the work from the previous 6 surgeries is too much to contemplate.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 2 May 2013, 16:10, closed)

Pussy.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 2 May 2013, 16:17, closed)

fuck off.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 2 May 2013, 16:33, closed)

no youn are.

(username failed moderation, Thu 2 May 2013, 16:54, closed)

Gee, I like your spirit. If I was mentally unstable just released from my last sectioning, perma unemployed, and had tit cancer I wouldn't be really that happy with my lot in life.
happy to see the pills and shizzle have you looking on the bright side of things.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 May 2013, 16:58, closed)

I'm actually proper angry but determined not to bite.
I've achieved more professionally than you could ever hope for. I do ok, thanks.

oh, and in case I forgot? cock off.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 2 May 2013, 21:57, closed)

*makes cuckoo gesture*

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 3 May 2013, 9:54, closed)

Mental instability would actually be a considerable step up for you, being as you seem to have stabilised on "functionally illiterate whinging prick'.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Thu 2 May 2013, 23:11, closed)

I miss that turtle bloke, he was better at this than you are.

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 3 May 2013, 9:55, closed)

Same person, different account.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 3 May 2013, 17:18, closed)

'fraid not. I don't need a sock-puppet account - I'm quite happy to point out that you're an unlikeable, dolorous cretin with this one.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Fri 3 May 2013, 18:39, closed)

I remember when turtle and happy phantom used to 'talk' to each other and back the other up during protracted and pointless white knighting of fat chicks on questions for the week
In retrospect that seems like well rounded and normal behaviour.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 3 May 2013, 19:53, closed)

It was like S*xF*ce with logorrhoea, multiple personality disorder, and a truly tragic superiority complex.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 3 May 2013, 21:38, closed)

( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sat 4 May 2013, 0:09, closed)

Do you also remember that time you threw a blobstrop at something I wrote, and logged in with your sockpuppet (anotherwanker, was it?) to white-knight yourself in the third person? That didn't make you look even a little bit like a flailing spastic. No siree.

Bit different, in that this one actually happened.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sat 4 May 2013, 0:10, closed)

I like how this clearly has been keeping you awake past your bedtime

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sat 4 May 2013, 9:28, closed)

It was like the internal monologue of an autist with internet access and a thesaurus.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 4 May 2013, 0:54, closed)