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I've hit my forties, and my midlife crisis has manifested itself in old band T-shirts and a desire to go on camper van holidays. How has it hit you, or - if you are still a youngling - your elders?

(, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:55)
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I'm planning my midlife crisis.
First I'm going to buy a shed. A really big shed, maybe one that has a little veranda bit on the front of it.

Then I'll need to buy a car, obviously the only choice is a Honda Accord, the difficulty will be deciding what totally rad paint job I am going to get. I'm thinking I may paint a massive Mr T face on the bonnet, maybe he'll have a little speech bubble painted in blackboard paint so I can write appropriate sayings depending on what I'm doing. On my running over drug dealer days he'll be saying "I pity the fool who be selling drugs" and when I am picking up hot young models who are many years my junior he'll be saying "Quit your jibberjabber" and if they try and talk over my amazing stories of the time I flew a plane that was full of provisions for orphans into a war zone and only one engine was working and all the other people jumped out but I stuck with it and single handedly saved everyone, then I'll point and Mr T and they will totally know to shut up and keep basking in my reflected glory.

I should probably also schedule in some time for spouse beating, massive drug taking and becoming a doctor or something.

(, Fri 3 May 2013, 11:10, 4 replies)
Do this, you know you want to.
Then the drug dealers can watch themselves being run over.

(, Fri 3 May 2013, 12:13, closed)
I love the blackboard speech bubble idea, but how about using glossy white vinyl for it? That way you could use a dry-wipe marker and keep the standard black-on-white cartoon speech bubble look.
(, Fri 3 May 2013, 12:19, closed)
Both good points, I'll let my garage know the change of plans

(, Fri 3 May 2013, 12:23, closed)
Totes love you SO much

(, Wed 8 May 2013, 22:48, closed)

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