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This is a question Midlife Crisis

I've hit my forties, and my midlife crisis has manifested itself in old band T-shirts and a desire to go on camper van holidays. How has it hit you, or - if you are still a youngling - your elders?

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:55)
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HAPPY STAR WARS DAY!

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 4 May 2013, 8:38, 17 replies)
A STORMTROOPER BANGS HIS HEAD!!!!!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 4 May 2013, 9:09, closed)
is this a star wars thing?

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 4 May 2013, 10:26, closed)
No, why would you think that?

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 4 May 2013, 11:00, closed)
The fourth of May is Star Wars day?

(Brigadier an old boot sitting on a man's face - forever, Sat 4 May 2013, 10:55, closed)
Every day is Star Wars day on qftw.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 4 May 2013, 10:59, closed)
Indeed

(Brigadier an old boot sitting on a man's face - forever, Sat 4 May 2013, 16:27, closed)
Oh I see!
It's Star Wars!

Oh lol-o-lol!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sat 4 May 2013, 12:41, closed)
Happy "go fuck yourself" day.
You repetitively boring cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 4 May 2013, 23:23, closed)
Whoa, steady on, upset internetter.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 5 May 2013, 8:19, closed)
Do you ever go out?

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 5 May 2013, 18:23, closed)
Jog on, plod.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 5 May 2013, 18:28, closed)
Oooh
So scathing.















Meow.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 5 May 2013, 18:40, closed)
Have you recently suffered a head injury?
Here, this should help:

Advice for children

If your child has a minor head injury:
give them painkillers, such as paracetamol, if they have a mild headache (always read the manufacturer’s instructions and never give aspirin to children under 16 years of age)
avoid getting them too excited
do not have too many visitors
do not let them play contact sports, such as football or rugby
make sure that they avoid rough play for a few days
Take your child back to the accident and emergency (A&E) department of your local hospital if they:
are unusually sleepy or you cannot wake them
have a headache that is getting worse
are unsteady when they walk
are repeatedly sick
have a seizure (fit)
develop a squint or blurred vision, or they start to see double
lose consciousness
Go to A&E if your baby has a minor head injury and continues to cry for a long time.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 5 May 2013, 19:51, closed)
Your










Mum.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 5 May 2013, 19:59, closed)


(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 5 May 2013, 20:06, closed)
This is not the chin you're looking for.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 4 May 2013, 23:50, closed)
LIVE LONG AND PROSPER AND THEN FUCK OFF AND DIE YOU BORING PRICK

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 7 May 2013, 23:00, closed)

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