A Cautionary Tale For the Newly Single 30-Something Male.
When you split from your wife
& overcome all that stress and strife.
You have to start your life anew,
including getting to have a peaceful poo.
You need to get your own place,
where you can regularly get off your face.
Remember when you were 17
& a bottle of bourbon took off the sheen?
Those days are back to stay,
to bed each night you'll stagger and sway.
That PYT at work you always flirt with,
it's time to take her out on the piss.
During the Fandango her screams will be shrill,
Your dick getting wet, it definitely will.
While you enjoy your fling,
your wallet will cry and your balls will sing.

But in the end you will find out,
that drinking all that piss will give you gout.
That girl whose bum you gave a slap,
was defo the one who gave you the clap.
And tho the kids & missus were a pain in the arse,
they're better than being alone and seeing life thru the bottom of a glass.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 7 May 2013, 9:03, 8 replies)

lately you been actin' mighty

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 7 May 2013, 9:25, closed)

For some reason chromium kept

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 7 May 2013, 9:33, closed)

to me it seems your attitude has

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 7 May 2013, 9:43, closed)

Trust me, I

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 7 May 2013, 10:17, closed)

when suddenly you just don't seem

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 7 May 2013, 11:14, closed)

Well, if thats the way you're going to

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 7 May 2013, 11:19, closed)

instead of playin' all those

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 7 May 2013, 11:26, closed)

I see what you're

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 7 May 2013, 11:32, closed)

SHUT UP AND FUCK OFF

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 7 May 2013, 9:35, closed)

Ninja sword.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 7 May 2013, 10:14, closed)

Pure Alfred Lord Tennyson
that is.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 7 May 2013, 9:50, closed)

The very best poems of all
are those where the words rhyme on every pair instead of
every other line &

There's a fucking big gap in the middle,
& the author
pays no attention to metre or structure
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 7 May 2013, 10:12, closed)

I'm guessing then that this
won't get me a high distinction for my Comparative Literature 101?
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 7 May 2013, 10:15, closed)