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I've hit my forties, and my midlife crisis has manifested itself in old band T-shirts and a desire to go on camper van holidays. How has it hit you, or - if you are still a youngling - your elders?

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:55)
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A Cautionary Tale For the Not Single 30-Something Male.
If you're still with your wife
it's incredibly stupid
To try to cheat on her
with birds on okCupid
This kind of behaviour is quite indefensible
Your conduct, you cunt, really is reprehensible
Hope she leaves you, is happy, as memory fades
Whilst you die in a prison, from shanking, and AIDS
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 May 2013, 10:36, 19 replies)

Needs more EDIT & &s & recursive links
(I helped save b3ta! Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Tue 7 May 2013, 11:05, closed)
littering&

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 7 May 2013, 11:56, closed)
littering&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 7 May 2013, 13:12, closed)
Needs to be much much shitter and creepy rapist.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 7 May 2013, 11:17, closed)
Awww.
You thought I was talking about you.

Sry.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 7 May 2013, 11:18, closed)
i wish you were dead

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 7 May 2013, 11:23, closed)
You're thinking about me Rory.
That's nice.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 7 May 2013, 11:33, closed)
what?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 May 2013, 12:08, closed)
I'm not sure why Monters, but for some reason this poster thinks you're having a go at HIM with your talk of married men chasing skirt on internet dating sites

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 7 May 2013, 15:02, closed)
It's all frighfully confusing
I mean, why on earth would the fellow think that? Anyone might think a guilty conscience was revealing itself here.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 May 2013, 15:03, closed)
Surely a man with a non-rented house and a pool has all he wants and doesn't need to go chasing sluts over the internet?

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 7 May 2013, 15:17, closed)
No, he's just taking the piss out of how tragically pathetic you are.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 7 May 2013, 13:12, closed)
Good shanking or bad shanking?

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 7 May 2013, 11:51, closed)
Quivers down my backbone

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 7 May 2013, 12:00, closed)
Nonce.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 7 May 2013, 12:03, closed)
No, archer.

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 7 May 2013, 15:32, closed)
*raises eyebrow*
Nonce?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:11, closed)
Does good shanking
give you good AIDS?
(I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Tue 7 May 2013, 12:03, closed)
It's particularly stupid if you have the misfortune to resemble a swollen testicle wearing a beard

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 7 May 2013, 22:53, closed)

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