As I approach 40, I've started enjoying summarily judging people based on how they dress and what car they drive.
Soon I'm hoping to start shouting at children in the street.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 7 May 2013, 11:02, 8 replies)

the neck tattooo
a symbol of timeless ageless style
(magictorch, Tue 7 May 2013, 13:27, closed)

purple velvet trackie bottoms with 'honey' or booty' written on them in faux italic
says keeper to me
(magictorch, Tue 7 May 2013, 13:28, closed)

toyota hybris
taxi driver
(magictorch, Tue 7 May 2013, 13:29, closed)

badly tied/ pre tied bowtie
snooker player
(magictorch, Tue 7 May 2013, 13:29, closed)

pyjama bottoms and trainers
cunt
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 7 May 2013, 13:43, closed)

You will also need to complain that
your local authority's sole purpose is to empty the bins and that a pint of lager costs double/treble/quadruple what it used to.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 7 May 2013, 13:29, closed)

i think youll find they are now the 'blundering' local authority
as thats the way they are described in the local media you read, mainly in order to make sure your street trees are not cut down, or pavement paving slabs replaced with tarmac to the detriment of your house resale value
(magictorch, Tue 7 May 2013, 13:31, closed)

BLUNDERING LOCAL AUTHORITY IN STAYING ABOUT FROM BINS SHOCK

( .Yeti., Tue 7 May 2013, 14:43, closed)