I started playing WH40K again.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 8 May 2013, 11:16, 26 replies)

I didn't really stop

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 8 May 2013, 11:36, closed)

I genuinely couldn't be less surprised, you pathetic wanker.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 May 2013, 11:47, closed)

^

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 8 May 2013, 12:11, closed)

You really are the poster boy for creepy perverts who smell a bit like sour milk.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 8 May 2013, 12:12, closed)

Is that why you're obsessed with me?

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 8 May 2013, 12:21, closed)

It doesn't take a lot of imagination to guess where you insert the resin figurines.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 9 May 2013, 7:05, closed)

I can really feel the love, in this thread.
I can smell it, too.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 8 May 2013, 12:52, closed)

Subtle Tufnel reference, there.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:04, closed)

Also, there's absolutely nothing wrong with a middle-aged man hanging about after the rest of the town has closed
in a shop with a bunch of impressionable and lonely boys.

GRUBBY TOOL has done 2D6 damage to PINK ASS
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:08, closed)

Well that may be the kind of thing you like - you should talk to Rory about that
Should I feel the urge to play a game at my local store I'll go down on Thursday night, which is for 18+ gaming. Some of the adults I play against are even *gasp* female. Still, don't let that stop you wanking yourself daft over the thought of abusing little boys.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 8 May 2013, 14:36, closed)

I have seen adults in there with long hair, I'll give you that.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 8 May 2013, 15:05, closed)

While I appreciate that your mental development has been stunted to something like that of the average five year-old
You must have gathered that there are other differences between males and females other than the length of their hair, surely?
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 8 May 2013, 15:10, closed)

Yeah, cos "adults" = "males"

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 8 May 2013, 15:18, closed)

FUN FACT:
if you cut EmVee in half you'd find 'witless turd' written all the way through him like stick of spasticated rock.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 May 2013, 17:13, closed)

Clickin dis

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 8 May 2013, 17:18, closed)

Another brilliant post from the Emvmeister here.
Good work, you pitiful tosspot.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 May 2013, 16:50, closed)

Practically subconscious.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:53, closed)

because you can only afford the fucking things..
..if you're a growed up anyways, bastarding GW!
Don't get me started, the twunts stole my youth
and are trying to snare me back in as a 'dult!
Space Wolves & Empire in case you were wondering..
(evilneb nothing to see here, move along.., Wed 8 May 2013, 18:28, closed)

Nobody was wondering.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 8 May 2013, 18:31, closed)

At some point, you have to grow up and accept that dice only need six sides.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 8 May 2013, 19:44, closed)

And they wonder why there's so much gun crime in Nottingham.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 9 May 2013, 9:10, closed)

I work a mile away from the Games Workshop factory.
I swear if the wind is in the right direction you can smell the virginity.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 9 May 2013, 11:19, closed)

You seem like more of a dolt than a 'dult.

I think you're a prick, if you're wondering.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 May 2013, 11:09, closed)

sigh
playing "second life" goblin board games shows a total life crisis
you should sit yourself down and give yourself a stern talking to, then probably kill yourself. your family will thank you as would we.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 May 2013, 20:56, closed)