I've seen the errr... dark?
I used to be a full on evangelical bible-thumper. I had a lot of trouble with asshole pastors and such; strangely enough, though, it was only when I went to a church that was basically full of decent people that I realised finally that I didn't believe any of it any more. Until that point I thought my problem was with the church rather than the religion. Obviously it's a bit more involved than that, but that's the bones of it.
(teasus likes tea, Sun 5 Apr 2015, 13:50, 8 replies)

So basically, you craved the abuse.
There's a few women on this street like that.
(the other guy not the one that gave you coochie warts, Sun 5 Apr 2015, 16:51, closed)

But ALL women crave abuse, so they can feel the victim, cor yeah, and also they all invite rape, those jezebels with their short skirts and drunken antics, on a night out they're all just asking for it, am I right, eh lads

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 5 Apr 2015, 17:00, closed)

Well I wouldn't go that far
the abused see no way out of their predicament
Except to douse the bastard with petrol and give him a light
(the other guy not the one that gave you coochie warts, Sun 5 Apr 2015, 23:03, closed)

Come on, don't back out now
You're safe here. Tell us all about those depraved women you despise.
( Zuowan, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 6:48, closed)

WHY CAN'T I REMEMBER WHICH PASTA LOOKS LIKE AN ARSEHOLE?

(Chickenwire social lubricator extraordinaire, Mon 6 Apr 2015, 0:53, closed)

Jimmy Carr

(zebideedoodah likes florence but prefers venice, Mon 6 Apr 2015, 11:40, closed)

Why would decent people go to church?
Church is for stupid cunts, cunts, and paedos
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 14:11, closed)

But they made you so welcome at your parish!

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 20:44, closed)