
Rachelswipe says: My niece - after months of begging - was finally allowed to get a hamster, and her grandfather was utterly horrified to learn that it had been called "Nipples", a pretty good name for a pet if you ask us. Alas, it was only the more mundane "Nibbles" - what have you misheard or misunderstood, with truly hilarious consequences?
( , Thu 28 Aug 2014, 21:35)
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but it doesn't have an inversion centre.
Unless the cakes I consume conform to certain symmetry operations, my family will die.
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it comes in paper bags that are so impregnated with syrup that you have to prise them off the counter
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( , Fri 29 Aug 2014, 14:40, closed)

Some poor cunts are probably expecting tins of spaghetti hoops and getting organic spelt.
( , Fri 29 Aug 2014, 15:40, closed)
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