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Rachelswipe says: My niece - after months of begging - was finally allowed to get a hamster, and her grandfather was utterly horrified to learn that it had been called "Nipples", a pretty good name for a pet if you ask us. Alas, it was only the more mundane "Nibbles" - what have you misheard or misunderstood, with truly hilarious consequences?

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 21:35)
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A friend of mine is a ambulance driver,
and at the hospital he worked at/delivered to, the head Paediatrician got the tires of his car slashed and the windscreen smashed. He then drove his wife's car to work, and that got keyed to fuck too.

They removed the 'Head Paediatrician' sign from the parking space and it stopped.

It's not just the Welsh then, some North Londoners are dumb cunts too.
(FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 17:11, 2 replies)
We could probably leave it at "some people are dumb cunts"

(I helped save b3ta! rofl harris, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 17:20, closed)
Yes, sorry. I was trying to not generalise.

(zebideedoodah likes florence but prefers venice, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 17:29, closed)

some
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 22:19, closed)
But this didn't really happen, did it?

(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 19:57, closed)
I'm afraid to say it did.
or at least he, and all his colleagues that I've met said it did. The guy had a funny name too, Geoffrey something or other.
(FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 20:47, closed)

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