Misheard and MisunderstoodRachelswipe says: My niece - after months of begging - was finally allowed to get a hamster, and her grandfather was utterly horrified to learn that it had been called "Nipples", a pretty good name for a pet if you ask us. Alas, it was only the more mundane "Nibbles" - what have you misheard or misunderstood, with truly hilarious consequences?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 21:35)
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I thought my girlfriend asked me to jizz on her titsShe'd actually asked me to pass the gravy to her dad
(, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 23:20, 6 replies)
selective hearing.You heard what you wanted to hear :-)
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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sat 30 Aug 2014, 1:54,
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Funny...because she spoke perfectly clearly when she asked me to jizz on her tits. And fuck her up the Gary. And shit on her face. And slap her cunt with a hedgehog. And piss on her while my mate fucked her nose. And fuck my mate in the arsehole, then slowly lower my shitty dicktip into her mouth while she licked the sticky feces from its purple glory.
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You too?Well at least she's consistent.
(, Sat 30 Aug 2014, 7:14, closed)
did you gargle the "gravy" before spitting it into his mouth and beard?(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 30 Aug 2014, 11:47,
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An honest mistake, easily forgiven(
brown-wings Made with three kinds of butter, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:27,
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