Misheard and MisunderstoodRachelswipe says: My niece - after months of begging - was finally allowed to get a hamster, and her grandfather was utterly horrified to learn that it had been called "Nipples", a pretty good name for a pet if you ask us. Alas, it was only the more mundane "Nibbles" - what have you misheard or misunderstood, with truly hilarious consequences?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 21:35)
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Yeah. Say hi to the wife and kids.Assuming they're still talking to you after taking them to Miami and dragging them through a shopping mall while bashing angrily into the internet.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 21:13,
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I'll take that as a compliment...coming from someone who angrily bashes the internet all day, everyday.
What are we up to now...130,000 posts on this site alone?
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Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 21:21,
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^leaves hotel to take his kids fishing ... still arguing on the internet forty five minutes later^Fuck. Imagine if those poor fucks weren't a figment of your imagination.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 21:25,
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Handbags at dawn (*and the poor scrubber did nowt to you two). (, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 22:22, closed)
Personally, if something goes wrong on holiday, I blame the Polish prostitute first and then bash the missus when I get home. Except, she's only gone and done a runner in the diesel Mondeo. I'm gonna top myself.
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