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Rachelswipe says: My niece - after months of begging - was finally allowed to get a hamster, and her grandfather was utterly horrified to learn that it had been called "Nipples", a pretty good name for a pet if you ask us. Alas, it was only the more mundane "Nibbles" - what have you misheard or misunderstood, with truly hilarious consequences?

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The Director was screaming hysterically "Back up!" so all us men retreated to the very back of the stage, leaving the Lead Actress all alone center stage. Wrong. The Director instead wanted us to gather center stage and be her 'Back up'.
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No
The Director wanted you to ensure that the computer's files could be recovered should a calamity occur.
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No
The Director was an unreconstructed racist, and wanted you to black up.
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No
The Director wanted to take her to Bacup for a mucky weekend.
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