Misheard and MisunderstoodRachelswipe says: My niece - after months of begging - was finally allowed to get a hamster, and her grandfather was utterly horrified to learn that it had been called "Nipples", a pretty good name for a pet if you ask us. Alas, it was only the more mundane "Nibbles" - what have you misheard or misunderstood, with truly hilarious consequences?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 21:35)
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I was at a restaurant with a friend when they said they had to use the bathroomI mean, there's OCD and there's OCD ...
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Ghoti Fingers, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 21:15,
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one of the cunt estate agents round here habitually refers to toilets as "the downstairs cloak"If I ever meet one of them I'm taking a shit in their anorak pocket.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 12:14,
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'downstairs cloak'euphemism for condom
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