Misheard and MisunderstoodRachelswipe says: My niece - after months of begging - was finally allowed to get a hamster, and her grandfather was utterly horrified to learn that it had been called "Nipples", a pretty good name for a pet if you ask us. Alas, it was only the more mundane "Nibbles" - what have you misheard or misunderstood, with truly hilarious consequences?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 21:35)
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I was a driver briefly.The FRB where I worked needed additional drivers for banking big wigs gathered in town. I drove to nearby hotel to pick up a man and two elderly ladies, all bankers. The man told me to put his two bags in the trunk." And I asked, "What about your luggage?"
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kombu dashi, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 6:23,
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not sure impressions of shit 1970s comedians are wise in the age of Yewtree(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 7:54,
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I think he's relatively safe compared to some people who seem to think it's ok to post about french kissing their children.(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 8:22,
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she was probably under-age as well!
regrets - loads but not that!! Rock and roll!
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 8:54,
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I can't believe usvsthem hasn't been raided yetthose fucks have been enabling nonces for years
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 9:23,
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