Mistaken IdentityJizzbiscuits-Murphy writes, "I was punched at a friend's party by a drunk who thought I was Russell Brand"
Well, if you dress anything like him, you probably deserved it, but who have you been mistaken for/mistaken other people for?
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chthonic, Thu 31 May 2007, 14:49)
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ahem...Due to the obvious hugeness of my cock, it has often been thought by women that i am actually a burmese python, or something not unlike the legendary sea monster known as the Hydra*.
This has led to certain occasions where muscle bound women attempt to hack off my bellend, only to have twelve more shoot out and overpower said herculean women.
true.
*minus the scales...well, a few anyway.
(, Thu 31 May 2007, 16:13, Reply)
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