
Jizzbiscuits-Murphy writes, "I was punched at a friend's party by a drunk who thought I was Russell Brand"
Well, if you dress anything like him, you probably deserved it, but who have you been mistaken for/mistaken other people for?
( , Thu 31 May 2007, 14:49)
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In a bar a couple of years back: A bloke had been staring at me for a while and he finally approached me. He looked at me, smiled and said "You look just like Uma Thurman, but you're much uglier".
He then seemed to think that I was his for the night, but the only company he got in his trousers was my beer.
( , Fri 1 Jun 2007, 10:09, Reply)
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