
Jizzbiscuits-Murphy writes, "I was punched at a friend's party by a drunk who thought I was Russell Brand"
Well, if you dress anything like him, you probably deserved it, but who have you been mistaken for/mistaken other people for?
( , Thu 31 May 2007, 14:49)
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New prescription in hand, trying to find a pair of glasses that didn't make me look like a frigid librarian. They were quite busy at the time and I was informed that an assistant would come and help me in a minute. A few minutes later, somebody approaches me. Now bear in mind that she has a very strong French accent, and is a good example of that phenomenon whereby French people often sound as if they're asking questions when they're not.
Her: It's Claire?
Me: No, grandmasterfluffles
Her: No, Claire
Me: Um...no...it's not
Her: No, my name is Claire
Me: Oh. Hello.
This sounds so lame, but in reality it was incredibly embarrassing.
( , Fri 1 Jun 2007, 14:07, Reply)
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