Mistaken IdentityJizzbiscuits-Murphy writes, "I was punched at a friend's party by a drunk who thought I was Russell Brand"
Well, if you dress anything like him, you probably deserved it, but who have you been mistaken for/mistaken other people for?
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chthonic, Thu 31 May 2007, 14:49)
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Paid Podium boyI used to be an 'avid fan' of clubbing, to the point where my 'zeal' would be apparent rather earlier than other peoples'.
Often first on the raised platforms, having it large, ravey davey style, regardless of how many other people were joining the collective.
So one time, I was in my envelope, in the zone, sizing up the white goods, throwing shapes in the church of dance, when this guy comes up to me.
"Excuse me, do you get paid to dance here?"
"Aw, that's a kind thing to say, nah, it's just for pleasure, just for me."
"Oh, right. (pauses) I'M NOT GAY SO DON'T TRY TO CHAT ME UP!"
And with that, he left.
(, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 16:10, Reply)
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