Another one that wasn't me...
When I was in my first year of college there was a girl named Clair who bore a considerable resemblance to Jennifer Connelly- long dark hair, blue eyes, slender, big boobs, and gorgeous.

Coming back from Christmas break, I found her on the telephone in the lounge (this was before cell phones) loudly saying, in a very aggrieved voice, "But it's not me!" over and over. I asked one of the guys who was nearby grinning from ear to ear what was going on, and he told me to get the January issue of Playboy and look on page 93 (may not be the right page, as this was 1982 and I'm going on memory).

I found a copy at the local convenience store and turned to the page in question. There was a picture of a naked man with a bag on his head and one over his member lying back with a naked girl on either side of him- and sure enough, the one on the left looked exactly like Clair.

When I got back to the dorm, Clair was in tears as her boyfriend had just broken up with her over this picture. To add to the coincidence, she had come back two days late from break and had made some extra money while home, and could get no one to believe her.

Too bad she was way out of my league...

(Length? Dunno, he had a paper bag over it.)
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Fri 1 Jun 2007, 17:55, Reply)