Mistaken IdentityJizzbiscuits-Murphy writes, "I was punched at a friend's party by a drunk who thought I was Russell Brand"
Well, if you dress anything like him, you probably deserved it, but who have you been mistaken for/mistaken other people for?
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chthonic, Thu 31 May 2007, 14:49)
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The Special BoyfriendAfter the ceremony, I randomly placed myself into line outside the church next to a drop-dead beauty, normally unreachable to trolls such as myself, but one who also apparently arrived single.
The bride's mother stopped the wedding party as they passed, took my hand, then turned to the beauty and said "so, THIS is the ONE we've heard so much about!" Before shell-shocked princess could respond, I started telling jokes, making everyone laugh, and wouldn't you know, it was a great reception afterwards (despite princess' sulking and scowls).
(, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 21:45, Reply)
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