Mistaken Identity
Jizzbiscuits-Murphy writes, "I was punched at a friend's party by a drunk who thought I was Russell Brand"
Well, if you dress anything like him, you probably deserved it, but who have you been mistaken for/mistaken other people for?
( , Thu 31 May 2007, 14:49)
Jizzbiscuits-Murphy writes, "I was punched at a friend's party by a drunk who thought I was Russell Brand"
Well, if you dress anything like him, you probably deserved it, but who have you been mistaken for/mistaken other people for?
( , Thu 31 May 2007, 14:49)
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Dopplegang-bang
I have only ever been mistaken for someone else once and it happened while I was at school. I don't know who my doppleganger was but I know if ever I meet him I will fight to the death against him (as you are meant to do).
Anyways, one Monday morning I find a group of kids all huddled over a magazine. Thinking to myself "pr0n!!!" I decide to find out what's going on. I was shocked to the core. The kids who were all huddled over the magazine were the geekiest bastards you'd ever have the misfortune to meet so I should have known something wasn't right. When I heard one kid say "hey Daveymac - is that you?" I knew (well, hoped) the magazine wasn't pr0n. It was much worse - it was some kind of Dungeons and Dragons fan magazine. The page in question showed an advert for a convention for these D&D loons. The main image on this advert was of a crowd, taken from a window or something above the crowd and there standing proudest of all D&D fans was me! It was me! But it wasn't me!
For months I had the piss ripped out of me by my so-called mates who wouldn't believe me when I said I wasn't moonlighting as a D&D fanboy.
writing this is like some kind of therapy - I'm going to find that kid and twat him
( , Sat 2 Jun 2007, 20:30, Reply)
I have only ever been mistaken for someone else once and it happened while I was at school. I don't know who my doppleganger was but I know if ever I meet him I will fight to the death against him (as you are meant to do).
Anyways, one Monday morning I find a group of kids all huddled over a magazine. Thinking to myself "pr0n!!!" I decide to find out what's going on. I was shocked to the core. The kids who were all huddled over the magazine were the geekiest bastards you'd ever have the misfortune to meet so I should have known something wasn't right. When I heard one kid say "hey Daveymac - is that you?" I knew (well, hoped) the magazine wasn't pr0n. It was much worse - it was some kind of Dungeons and Dragons fan magazine. The page in question showed an advert for a convention for these D&D loons. The main image on this advert was of a crowd, taken from a window or something above the crowd and there standing proudest of all D&D fans was me! It was me! But it wasn't me!
For months I had the piss ripped out of me by my so-called mates who wouldn't believe me when I said I wasn't moonlighting as a D&D fanboy.
writing this is like some kind of therapy - I'm going to find that kid and twat him
( , Sat 2 Jun 2007, 20:30, Reply)
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