Shotgun Wielding Maniac
Me and a few mates were walking through the woods one day after going to a beer festival the night before so as you can imagine we were not exactly with it.
Anyway, as we entered the woods a police helicopter was also flying into the woods but we thought nothing of it.
Until it started following us, well we thought it was but weren’t sure due to last nights heavy drinking, but we continued through the woods anyway. So we leave the woods and the second we get onto my mates street we get bundled into the back of a police car where we get accused of carrying a shotgun.
Apparently the white poster rolled up under my arm resembled a shotgun and our description matched 3 other guys who also happened to be down the woods with a shotgun. Then just to take the piss another 6 pig cars pull up, out if which came armed response officers with real guns and tasers ready to shoot the shit out of us.
Bloody idiots, have they nothing better to do. And no apology either. I hate pigs.

Don’t think sticking the V up the helicopter helped either.
(tedalaki - Like Purple Aki but better, Mon 4 Jun 2007, 9:57, Reply)