john barnes
if i had a squid for every time someone told me i look like john barnes....i'd have 2 quid. No seriuosly, all my fecking life its been

them:do you know who you look like

me: no (i play along with it)

them: john barnes

me: really?

them: yes

me: do you want to see john barnes's nuts?

them: no

me: im getting them out anyway

sometimes when i pre-empt the answer with john barnes, they are like "yes!, really how did you guess?!!". then they think im a smug bastard who's up his own arse. although saying that, a few people have said daley thompson, which is bizarre. i think i should try some random responses just to see people reactions..the duke of marlborough, pee wee herman etc.

John fucking Barnes, with his loud suits and the presenting skills of a hostage reading a ransom note. still, sweet left foot and a great football player though. could be worse i guess, i could look like david beckham. poncy faggot! i think i prefer barnes...am i sad? (dont answer that!, although i secretly want you to..i think. im confused).
(CaptainFellatioNelson is trying to kill me, Mon 4 Jun 2007, 15:39, Reply)