
Jizzbiscuits-Murphy writes, "I was punched at a friend's party by a drunk who thought I was Russell Brand"
Well, if you dress anything like him, you probably deserved it, but who have you been mistaken for/mistaken other people for?
( , Thu 31 May 2007, 14:49)
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I have mentioned on here that I've been mistaken for a bloke before. A transvestite, no less. However, never until this particular incident was it a famous bloke.
Barrowlands, Glasgow, I was about 21. I'm at a gig, I'm buying a beer at the bar. I hear two youngish blokes behind whispering "you ask", "no, you ask".
I turned round to them and smiled sweetly, thinking one of them had noticed my slim figure (*) and blonde locks flowing from under my (then) uber trendy beanie hat and might be about to chat me up.
They looked horrifed, then embarrased.
"Oh, shit, sorry, we thought you were that blonde speccy bloke from the Chemical Brothers."
Sometimes, I feel really special...
(*) total lack of tits.
( , Wed 6 Jun 2007, 13:16, Reply)
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