A couple really dumb ones
I was one of the first people to cash in on the revival of black framed glasses. They came back in style about ten years ago when I was in university and I was one of about five people on campus who had them. Somehow it made us all kind of celebrities and everyone would remember our faces easily. Anyway, one time in a bar, a girl came up to me and made the strangest comparison I could imagine: "You look like Jim Carrey." Jim Carrey? When did he ever wear glasses, let alone, oh I don't know, BUDDY HOLLY glasses? I guess in hindsight she wanted to sleep with me, but I was working a girl upstairs.

On Halloween one year I found a hilarious mohawk wig at a second-hand store. I got my old jean jacket and some red plaid pyjama bottoms and decorated them with patches borrowed from my friend. I wore the costume to a party where I tried to start a mosh pit with a band practicing in the living room, and was caught stealing beer from an old skinhead who took mercy on me when he saw I wasn't really a punk. I also wore it to a bar on Halloween night. After I left there, I had to walk about two blocks to my car. In those two blocks, I had three individual jackasses tell me I looked like Sid Vicious. What's wrong with people? I've never seen a picture of Sid Vicious with a mohawk. Dumbasses.
(racetraitor has an alibi for, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 3:00, Reply)