One time at band camp
there was this almighty asshole of a boy
we'll call him Chuck
Now Chuck for unknown reasons went NOWHERE without a jar of peanut butter to munch on, and a cassette recorder to record any ridiculous thought he had at the time
Now, Chuck had a way of getting on everyones nerves, and therefore a plan was devised
Another friend, we'll call him Logan, waited until Chuck went into the shower one morning, and snagged the peanut butter and cassette recorded. He proceeded to record himself loudly fertilizing the peanut butter jar, and when he was finished he stirred it all up and replaced the peanut butter in Chucks bag, keeping the recorder

a half hour later sitting at the breakfast tables we watch as chuck slathers peanut butter all over his toast and bitches to us about his missing tape recorder
right on cue, Logan pulls out the tape recorder and hands it back to him
A suspicious Chuck presses play and the entire table shits itself with laughter as
"OH YEAH RIGHT IN YOUR PEANUT BUTTER, YEAH THAT FEELS SOOO GOOD"
blasts out

cue projectile vomit across the table, all over a laughing Logan, which in turn causes us to laugh all the harder
(Rum Blumpkin, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 21:21, 1 reply)

Oh...
just fuck off
( Dabooka_ has changed his name on, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 23:45, closed)