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How has a mobile phone wrecked your life?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 12:14)
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Talking of Mobile PhonesEarlier today a mate of mine text me this is how the conversation flowed.
Mate: Hi i've got shit signal. Whats up?
Me: My cock now.
Mate: Well I'm pooing as we text.
Me: I was only jokin you perv.
Mate: Do you ever watch your poo coming out and imagine your getting fucked by a black man. .... Me neither
Me: And i've never sucked it back in to get the feeling of it aswel.
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I have the feeling i'm a lot dirtier minded than my friends
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 14:21, Reply)
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