This may have happened
or I read it here on b3ta. In my head, its twisted into something that I cant quite remember now. Lets just go with it actually happening.

My married friend Andy left his phone out whilst he went for a slash. We found the "send text to group" option, selected the entire address book and sent the message "I'm near your place, fancy a shag? cant stop thinking about you since last time".

It went to a lot of girls. And his wife. And his mum, grandma, 12 year old sister, everyone, about 400 of them.

Within 30 seconds the fucker had two positive replies from a couple of nice ladies. Good looking bastard.

His wife left him the week after so it wasnt all good.
( I have run out of coke is a little sweaty, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 16:00, 3 replies)

I suspect
if this really had happened, you'd probably remember your mate "Andy" beating you within an inch of your life, and then a couple of extra inches for good measure. And having right on his side. Hard to forget something like that, I'd think.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 16:14, closed)

Didn't you tell his wife?
Surely the first thing a good friend would do would be call his wife and apologise profusely?
I fact, as friends, shouldn't you have let his wife in on it?
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 16:19, closed)

course
his wife didnt leave. They have 6 lovely children now and a bunny.
( I have run out of coke is a little sweaty, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 22:17, closed)