Don't know about his life but, I reckon it wrecked his night
A long time a ago in a city far far away when mobile phones where only owned by those who could afford a couple of grand for a hand set and bags of cash for phone calls I passed a bloke in the city yelling into the electronic brick he pressed against his ear.

"SELL, SELL, SELL, I am making a killing, I CAN PAY CASH FOR THAT HOUSE ON THE HARBOR"

He was attracting attention and from those passing by, some of them I might add very attractive women who seemed impressed with this newly self created billionaire. I notice a bloke mutter "wanker" also.

"SELL, BUY, SELL" he bellowed into the phone, a very very cute blonde gave him a smile and then,

the phone he had pressed to his ear....................................


rang.
(bad_advice QOTW survivor from the first trollocost!, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 3:34, 6 replies)

the old ones are the best
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( buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 10:54, closed)

Except when they're shit
And you feel like you just wasted part of your life.

I'm in a foul mood - can you tell?
(Galahad is out of his gourd on yellow bentines, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 12:11, closed)

Agreed
I sometimes wonder what on earth possessed people to not only waste their time writing a bad joke that wasn't funny the first time you heard it at the age of 8, but also expect people to waste their time reading it and then shower them with praise and propel them to the top of the Best Of with a flurry of clicks.
(MJPerry was crude but clickable at, Sun 2 Aug 2009, 14:52, closed)

Hey Perry
I don't expect to be showered in praise, I thought it was a bit amusing, you know light entertainment?? But, I am sorry to have offended one as precious and so involved with their own implement of love as you (yes, numb nuts I am calling you a wanker). But, speaking of showers, I have a special shower for you. Can you guess? Thats right, golden! You horrible uptight cock sucker.
(bad_advice QOTW survivor from the first trollocost!, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 4:45, closed)

Wasn't too enarmored with the joke.
Y'know, s'aiight, but heard it too often.

I did click your reply to perry, though :]
(Scritty Bakerman., Wed 5 Aug 2009, 22:11, closed)

thanks for the click
although the reply could be a bit unfair. I really can't be sure he is uptight.

promise to be more creative and less plageristic next week.
(bad_advice QOTW survivor from the first trollocost!, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 3:24, closed)