STD fun
So last year it emerges that my delightful ex has probably given me Chlamydia (thanks Beth!) and I should go get myself checked. So off I toddled to the doctors to pick up a test yourself pack, had a wee into the cup (harder than it looks, pissed all over myself) filled in the form attached (name, address and contact number) and ticked the box that meant I would be notified by text.

A couple of days later in the pub, I was exchanging numbers with a delightful filly, and I after reeling off my mobile number to her, she tried to miss call me so I would have her number too. Except when she rang 'me', my phone wasn't ringing. So I checked the number I gave her against the number I had saved as mine, and lo and behold I had got two of the digits the wrong way round (twas a reasonably new phone). Then I had an unfortunate realisation. This tithead had written the wrong number down on the Chlamydia test. Twat.

So if anyone out there got a text out the blue telling them they had Chlamydia...apologies
(xerophytic has no idea, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 9:19, 2 replies)

Haha
This is tragic but brilliant too
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 10:02, closed)

So I can stop bleaching my knob then?
(Pope Jamiroquai III, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 1:02, closed)