Do not leave your mobile phone unguarded
when my little brother is in the vicinity.

He changed the settings on Dare's phone to Turkish. Took Dare ages to work out how to change it back to English.

He texted a random person using Turner's phone with the message "I want to bum you". Turner left a voicemail for said random person at 3 in the morning along the lines of "If you got a strange text from me please ignore it, it was stopmeandslapme's brother".

The worst one was at the race track, my brother is into his motorsport. He texted "I want to smell your fanny" to the young female tennant of this old chap, one of the mechanics. Didn't tell him he'd done that so not sure what the outcome was, one worried ex-tennant I would imagine.
( stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 11:46, 1 reply)

Turkish!
My Sparklets did that to my 'phone, aged 10 and 8 respectively.. Bless 'em
(Beer Elf Thought this was like a campfire, anyhow, on, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 12:14, closed)