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( , Thu 30 Jul 2009, 12:14)
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Everybody hates me; I don't care.
I did have something worked out about a bald-headed musician disappearing to perfect his skills at growing flowers for a garden show, but I thought it was a bit too oblique. Especially given my recent reputation for wringing awful punnage out of most things.
But, for what it's worth:
Moby left; honed his asters.
( , Fri 31 Jul 2009, 14:56, 1 reply)

You can use the replies here to spluff all the puns out of your system if you want.
( , Fri 31 Jul 2009, 19:00, closed)

I really need to get over it. I'm nearly 30.
( , Sat 1 Aug 2009, 13:27, closed)
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