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How has a mobile phone wrecked your life?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 12:14)
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DrunkI’m a happy man these days. Why wouldn’t I be? I have a good woman, decent job prospects and 38.8 days worth of music on my iphone. In fact, the only reason I’m not completely contempt with life is the fact that I am yet to find an app on my iphone that allows me to go to the toilet.
It’s been several weeks now. The whites of my eyes are now a musky shade of yellow, that can only be compared to that of the colour of a chinese person with liver failure.
Will I make it through the night? Only if I find the relevant app?
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 22:41, Reply)
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