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How has a mobile phone wrecked your life?

(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 12:14)
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My First Phone.


The Motorola Startac.
I was about 14 and thought i was the bee's knee's.
I even sent mine away to have the plastic parts replaced with clear ones.
I still have it today, somewhere in the loft, i might dig it out.

Anyway.
I was stabbed for my phone once.
The next time i was mugged for my phone (yes it's happened more than once, i live in a shithole) i gave it over straight away only for the mugger to give it back, apparently it was worthless.

Length? 3 inch blade.
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 13:54, 7 replies)
If you had padded this out a bit, added dialogue and made up some stuff about prematurely ejaculating
You'd probably have made it onto the popular page.
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 14:54, closed)
I bet he's prematurely ejaculated into a supermodel, by now.

(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 23:51, closed)
Not to be insensitive or anything
but, how does being stabbed feel on the pain/general feeling scale?
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 16:04, closed)
It feels
Like being punched with a needle. you dont really notice the pain until a few seconds afterwards, then it hurts quite abit, its hard to describe.

It cant be too bad because i walked to the nearest house to get help ( about 100 yards)
(, Sun 2 Aug 2009, 0:37, closed)
Feelings
When I got stabbed, it felt like burning.
(, Sun 2 Aug 2009, 11:47, closed)
apart from the stabbing bit I pissed myself.
it really is a sad state of affairs when some dirty robber gives you your stuff back because it's shit.
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 20:01, closed)
I loved my StarTac 130
Until I smashed against the wall as the person on the other end was winding me up. Then I went to find the person themself and did something similar.

Still miss the phone :-(
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 17:53, closed)

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