ha i forgot all about the jizzard of oz...
thanks for dredging this up, scaryduck.

a couple of years ago, fellow b3tan rebeccaslicker and i went to tenerife for a few days. it was very last minute, so my boss insisted that i was back for an important litigation conference. we got completely lashed on my last night with some random boys that we met, to the extent that i had to get a taxi straight from the bar to the airport in the morning.

so by the time i got to the conference, i was feeling absolutely dreadful. i switched my phone to "meeting", threw my bag at the back of the room, and sat down to listen to 3 hours on the dilapidations protocol. that would finish anyone off in the prime of their life, but trust me, on an evil hangover and no sleep, it is actually life-threatening. then, halfway through the talk, i heard something vaguely familiar.... the jizzard of oz!! i shuffled down in my seat as the back few rows who could hear it all jumped, wondering who was singing "if i only had a dame" (to the tune of "if i only had a brain"). thank fuck nobody could tell who it belonged to, as my bag was miles away from me!

it is not, as such, what you would call a polite song. eventually, the final strains of "i'd be always penetrating even when she's menstruating" died away and the lecturer carried on his merry way. but by now, i had remembered how hilarious it had seemed the night before to set all the rude tunes that the boys had bluetoothed over to us as our profile settings, and i was hoping against hope that the caller hadn't left me a voicemail.

my hopes were in vain. two minutes later, the unmistakeable sound of donald duck receiving a serious blowie rang around the room, on full volume this time..........................
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 2 Aug 2009, 23:37, 4 replies)

Oooooooooooooooooh fuck!
I just dropped my lappie on the floor from giggling so much.

Have a click milady.

*Giggles some more*
( jim_bob can herd cats., Mon 3 Aug 2009, 9:22, closed)

the unmistakeable sound of donald duck receiving a serious blowie
I can barely imagine... (but I'm doing my best!)

*click*
(Atomised teabagged your mum on, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 13:45, closed)

I've heard that one.
And the voice actor is *very* convincing.
(Scritty Bakerman., Thu 6 Aug 2009, 1:31, closed)

Also check out
"Pop it in your pooper" to the same tune.
(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 21:43, closed)