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How has a mobile phone wrecked your life?
( , Thu 30 Jul 2009, 12:14)
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And he says "Can I have a look at your phone?" Don't hand it over- he's about to push you, (fully clothed) into the pool.
( , Mon 3 Aug 2009, 15:12, 4 replies)

Don't fall for it. The little swines only trying to steal your Porsche and shag your girlfriend...
( , Mon 3 Aug 2009, 15:31, closed)

should i ever find myself in your brother's garden
( , Mon 3 Aug 2009, 15:34, closed)

Looks like Dad has some explaining to do. Oh, and don't sit on a tire swing in his vicinity, he'll sneak up behind you and spin it around really fast.
( , Mon 3 Aug 2009, 16:39, closed)
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