unexpected cash
Recently found an envelope stuffed with over £400 at the back of a cupboard I was clearing out.
Remembered I'd stashed it in there nearly 3 years ago before going away for a month.
No idea how I'd managed to forget about it but it gave me quite a bit of joy to find it.
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 20:50, 8 replies)

Just think, if you had put it in the bank it might be worth £406 by now
Bet you feel stupid.
( Peej, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 20:51, closed)

oh woes
tsk what a cretin eh
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 20:54, closed)

more like £400.06

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 22:04, closed)

comedy gold.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 0:15, closed)

oh man, I hope you don't stalk me and report me to my employer like some kind of spergy IT prick from Swindon!

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 23:03, closed)

I found a thousand pounds under my mattress, probably been there for 6 months.
My friend Mike Skinner managed to turn a similar missing 1,000 into a top selling record recounting the incident.
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 20:56, closed)

I'll bet
that there is still 300 pounds on top of the mattress.
(the other guy not the one that gave you coochie warts, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 1:22, closed)

I work in kilograms.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 13:39, closed)