I had a shit in the work toilet the other day
and after 3 squeezes I was done. I stood up ready to wipe and glanced back at the bowl. I'd plopped 2 small circular poos and a turd that stretched across the bottom of the pan and somehow they had naturally arranged themselves into the shape of a smiley ACEEEEEED face.

It's moments like these that make me feel glad to be alive.
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 9:06, 5 replies)

Shitfaced at work.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:25, closed)

I hardly ever find toilet humour funny but this did make me lol.

( .Yeti., Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:28, closed)

No CDC? Your poo's deformed.

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 24 Jan 2014, 15:53, closed)

Having finished so quickly
... I sincerely hope you sat back down for the allotted 10 minutes minimum that a workplace dump should take?
( Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Fri 24 Jan 2014, 19:16, closed)

Of course
I'm not stupid :)
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 23:59, closed)