You gonna tell us
the story then? I'm well interested to see what inspired someone to punch a horse. Did he break his hand?
(yeswehavenopasties, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 21:55, 1 reply)

so
apparently he heard that horses like garlic, and there was a horse in a field near where he lived as a student. One night he's walking past the field with a post-pub take way slathered in garlic butter so, pissed, he gets a handful of it and sees if the horse'll eat it.
Horse proceeds to eat his whole hand, and with pissed panicked logic, he punches the horse in an attempt to retrieve his hand.

It was funnier when we were all pissed ourselves.
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 23:19, closed)

So he assaulted a horse
because it violently attempted to steal his kebab?

Fair enough, I guess.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 12:06, closed)