Meow
This morning when I woke up, I was, as usual, underneath the blanket, my head on the pillow. My boyfriend had gone to work hours ago, so I rolled over expecting to see nobody in bed next to me. Instead, I encountered my fluffy kitten, underneath the covers, with her head on my pillow.
(BrainSurgerysFun, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 2:10, 5 replies)

aaaah! Thats nice

(Coresink is almost an anagram of foreskin, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 9:22, closed)

he'd cut her head off before going to work
and put it on your pillow and that was a moment of JOY???? you sicken me!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 13:12, closed)

Fucking yiffers.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 14:19, closed)

Reporting you to the RSPCA for fucking your cat.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 14:52, closed)

Not pictured:
Duvet & sheets befouled with litres of fishy kitten-diarrhoea.
( Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 14:01, closed)