Hahaha. Classic internet.
Using 'my mate is a nurse' while arguing with a nurse.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 10:39, 2 replies)

Hang on
AB cant be a nurse that's a womens job innit?
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 10:48, closed)

He washes pensioner foofoos in the morgue.
He's not paid ... it's a hobby.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 10:55, closed)

I wasn't arguing with AB
I was arguing with you fuck nuts. Not that it matters because my original point that someone can survive 20 minutes of assisted breathing through resuscitation or through a ventilator and not suffer brain damage through lack of oxygen is a simple fact. That's all I was saying. However likely or unlikely that is is besides the point it still happens.
(kendohmassif Fritzl Burger Monkey Chode, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 13:08, closed)

please be quiet, there's a love.
you haven't even stopped to breath.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 14:34, closed)

Bless.
You really are sweet.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 14:37, closed)

They can, but your chances of that happening becomes exponentially less the longer past 4 minutes you go.
Resus only keeps a certain percentage of oxygen moving and, more importantly doesn't clear carbon dioxide very well, which will fuck you up.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 18:05, closed)