rule 32
silly things make me happy, like sliding down a snow-covered slope on a bin-lid, having an impromptu water balloon fight with your friends or neighbours, splashing in puddles when nobody's looking or even singing into a hairbrush.
Tallahassee was right, enjoy the little things.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 15:19, 8 replies)

"It's a lot easier to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle."

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 15:22, closed)

it's a lot easier to fuck in one, too

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 15:30, closed)

Cry-sex is always the best.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 15:31, closed)

i'll take your word for it

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 15:41, closed)

Surely that depends on
who is doing the crying,
and who is doing the sexing.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 16:24, closed)

Both.
Both.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 17:00, closed)

It's a lot easier to cry in an MGB
'fucking shitbox is broken, again'
(the other guy not the one that gave you coochie warts, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 22:06, closed)

enjoy the little things
Is what i regularly say to my girlfriend.
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 15:08, closed)