"Infant Mechanical Suffocation Deaths in the United States, 1980–1997". Dorothy A. Drago & Andrew L. Dannenberg.
"The inherent dangers of plastic film are 1) that it adheres, partially by the act of inhaling and partially by static electricity generated by the movement of the plastic film itself; and 2) it is strong, thus, infants cannot tear it. Jeffrey reported that if plastic film is not removed from an infant's face within 1 minute, the infant will die of suffocation."
( Ghoti Fingers, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 8:41, 3 replies)

Oh boy. Need a big old wank now.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 9:02, closed)

Textbook internetting, straight off the middle of the bat and out to the boundary.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 10:16, closed)

The sellotape helps, too.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 11:52, closed)