Although its not this qotw, its kinda kid related.. ish.

jelly.b3ta.com/questions/darwin/post367250
(Freakmandu, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 13:42, 1 reply)

OK, so that story is excellent.
But importantly:

1) it's not actually about kids... the child is mentioned once in passing, with no adjectives in the way.

2) someone other than the parent is telling the story, so it keeps all the funny bits, and doesn't get sidetracked by some discussion of the posters feelings towards said child.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 13:48, closed)

I tried :\
(Freakmandu, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 13:54, closed)