SOCKS
I maintain that there is no better non-sexual feeling than coming in from the cold and wet, discarding your besodden articles and slipping on a pair of clean, dry socks - it's just fucking marvellous.

Thank fuck I discovered masturbation, otherwise I'd just be doing that all day long instead I mean no I don't masturbate all day...
(Rollerbone The sauciest opossum, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 15:34, 7 replies)

And you could use the same socks.

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 28 Jan 2014, 15:41, closed)

Up to a certain point, yes.
My feet get rather sweaty.
(Rollerbone The sauciest opossum, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 15:42, closed)

This
+1 for new socks.
(username failed moderation, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 16:00, closed)

oooh that feeling when you put on a brand new pair of socks!
If I was rich I'd wear new socks every day.. Apart from when it's toasty and I don't wear any shoes...
(teasus likes tea, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 12:30, closed)

New slippers do it for me.

(SpangoTheWonderBadger is brewing beer, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 16:50, closed)

A cold wet sock
is the necrophiliac's second best option.
(the other guy not the one that gave you coochie warts, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 0:57, closed)

Try Ecstasy.
Much better.
(searlichek, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 9:14, closed)